I was going to say 'stab her in the throat'
but your way works to.

iEC - don't take it personally; it's probably just that you have small genitals, are vastly unfulfilling sexually, and painfully dull.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

genital hand

sorry.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

It's ok
it never gets old...

The Beard did admit to me after the bash that when she first met me she noticed I had small hands and thought "oh noes, he must have a small penizorz!!1!". But muttered protestations afterwards that of course I had proven her wrong, and I for one am not going to question that too deeply.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

You know me, I always carry the joke on that bit too long.
Much like my cock.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)