I'd win at Risk. Or chess.
I'd slaughter you all at chess. Oh, and Mario Kart (both DS and Gamecube)
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

I'd beat you at MK

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Pffft. You wish
If you have it on the DS then put in my Friend Code. I'm rarely online on it though.
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

I've only got it on GameCube.
From what I remember, I once did a lap of Baby Park in 9.5 seconds.
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

I think my fastest is about the same, but it's possible you've got me beat there
However, Baby Park isn't the best test of skill. It's just an oval. DK Mountain, that's a test of skill.
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

DK Mountain is fucking awesome.
I'd say Rainbow Road is the best test of handling, and Wario Colosseum is the best test of item use.
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)