In a shocking turn of events at Castle Muhnquai,
I have lost at Scrabble for the first time in 10 years. Curse my father, he is still the master :(

I'd beat ANY of you lot, though.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

I don't care though
this makes me the moral victor.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

I won at Cluedo, though.
Also, I imagine the Budfather as being composed purely of beard. Like Cousin It, but more curly and stubbly.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

He has a fine beard.
It is grey, and distinguished.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

Except me
because I'm so cool, straight and hard.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

And tall.
;)
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Yes.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

diddums
have some more of that soup you were raving on about earlier.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

probably true.
i could beat you at backgammon though.
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

This may be so.
But I would mangle you at Boggle.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

perhaps.
but then I would slay you at chess.
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Indeed you might,
but I would batter you at Ker-plunk.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

that could be the case
but I would humiliate you at operation.
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

PAWS! I challenge you!
The board game olympics consist of:

Scrabble
Backgammon
Boggle
Chess
Ker-plunk
Operation
Buckaroo

I'm a master of Buckaroo.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

OK!
can we have a round of bust-a-move/bubble bobble too?
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

Oooh.
You're good. YES. Yes to both!
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

do people actaully play backgammon?
what is it?
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

10 people
free for all
each of them has a cooked pig.
they have to get a slice of their own gammon onto every other players back.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

it is one of the oldest known games.
it's nice really.
you get dice to shake.
and a pretty board to move around.
They play it lots in israel and greece and those kinds of countries.
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

my version's better.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

and on the Isle of Wight
and countries like that.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

snakes and ladders
or frustration are the bestest board games.
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

ooh frustration is good.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

*promises to sleep with you*
*doesn't*
*sucks you off to the point of 'vinegar'and then stops*

Are you sure?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)

I always win at Pictionary.
Other boardgames though...not so good.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

literatti!!

( stevierar, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

STOP LYING!
I'm up to my TITS in genius with words. Me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

i find you terribly homoerotic.

( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

i imagine everything he says with
uber-camp poses and much wrist-limpage
( stevierar, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

I imagine him to be a Zeus like figure, but younger.
eternal wisdom and youth.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

I imagine him all covered in oil
wearing a hot pink thong
lifting weights
and lisping.
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

Keep going.....

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

It just makes him acerer.
/edit PAWPAWSPAWSPAWSPAWSPAWSPAWS
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

I'm the big camp Queen that never was.
An almost for the homosexuality community of the world.


If I was in the gays. I'd surely get someone attractive. Like Bud or Baldmonkey. Or SSG if I wore my hair up. Perhaps I'm rattling on a bit. But I must say, one is RATHER FETCHING today as I have designer stubble.
Feel free to stroke it. It's lovely to the touch.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

*strokes*
*purrs*
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

*strokes*
*envies*
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

You'd never get me.
I'm taken.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

I'd win at Risk. Or chess.
I'd slaughter you all at chess. Oh, and Mario Kart (both DS and Gamecube)
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

I'd beat you at MK

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Pffft. You wish
If you have it on the DS then put in my Friend Code. I'm rarely online on it though.
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

I've only got it on GameCube.
From what I remember, I once did a lap of Baby Park in 9.5 seconds.
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

I think my fastest is about the same, but it's possible you've got me beat there
However, Baby Park isn't the best test of skill. It's just an oval. DK Mountain, that's a test of skill.
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

DK Mountain is fucking awesome.
I'd say Rainbow Road is the best test of handling, and Wario Colosseum is the best test of item use.
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

I'm not tooo shabby, but not good either. Scores around 200
And yours?
(53020, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Around the same.
Though it was a three player game, with my mum.

She lost. Lots.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Aw. Never mind Mumsy...
You have to let her win a few times Bud.
(53020, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

NEVER!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

NEVAR!!!!!!!

(53020, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

you'd never beat me.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

Is that because he'll never play you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

yes :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

My mum is Carol Vordaman and my dad is Steven Fry.
I'm the ULTIMATE wordsmith !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

I'd fuck you royally at Trivial Pursuit.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Only because you sit reading all the cards when you're lonely.
Which I imagine is quite frequently.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

I don't like Trivial Pursuit. About one in twenty of the questions have wrong answers
At least in the edition my Dad has, which is sciency
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

No waaaay
I know Ox, Ax, Em and En!

oh - now you do to!
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

i found an online scrabble once
rather sophisticated it was, i'll see if i can find it, and you can eat your words


EAT THEM I SAY, NYOM NYOM NYOM WORDS NYOM


not against me, though I like words, I am moderate at scrabble at best
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)