I'd fuck you royally at Trivial Pursuit.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Only because you sit reading all the cards when you're lonely.
Which I imagine is quite frequently.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

I don't like Trivial Pursuit. About one in twenty of the questions have wrong answers
At least in the edition my Dad has, which is sciency
( Dave the Mighty, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)