insult programmes?
*ahem*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:07, archived)

That is merely a website
I plan to create a program that interactively insults you. And continues to do so while you try and defend yourself. Like a tourettes talkbot.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:09, archived)

haha
yes, that'd be far better than my silly attempt.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:10, archived)

how does your
one come up with the same result each time? Are they stored in a database once created?
( anythingbutthisactually, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:17, archived)

Probably based on some wacky formula doohicky
that takes first and last letters or length of name etc etc and correlates the results to a table - so same insult for the same name
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)

take the md5 of the input name, then choose the insult parts according to characters 3, 6 and 12.
in hex, that gives 16*16*16 combinations. (=4096).
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)