'noon cunts
My first day of sixth form was somewhat shite. Although I did make a program in computing. It was a shit program, but it's one step closer* to me making my insult program for you all to enjoy.

And I don't have to go in till half eleven tomorrow. Joy!

*the first step, on a path that is many bajillion steps long

Edit: and on a side note, did I just hear an advert mention a man who lived in a sphincter?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 17:59, archived)

6th form
has to be better than proper school. no? Two years of pissing around for me.

edit: i think the advert is a man lived in a slipper.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:01, archived)

I prefer "sphincter*
it's a far better advertisement.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)

*pictures goatse estate angents ltd*
*shudders*
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:21, archived)

I didn't do sixth form,
but the college experience is much the same, I believe. That rocked.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)

I would have also started Sixth form today
But the "Senior Management TEam decided that they don't want us there til friday for some reason...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)

insult programmes?
*ahem*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:07, archived)

That is merely a website
I plan to create a program that interactively insults you. And continues to do so while you try and defend yourself. Like a tourettes talkbot.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:09, archived)

haha
yes, that'd be far better than my silly attempt.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:10, archived)

how does your
one come up with the same result each time? Are they stored in a database once created?
( anythingbutthisactually, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:17, archived)

Probably based on some wacky formula doohicky
that takes first and last letters or length of name etc etc and correlates the results to a table - so same insult for the same name
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)

take the md5 of the input name, then choose the insult parts according to characters 3, 6 and 12.
in hex, that gives 16*16*16 combinations. (=4096).
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)

heh
well at least you enjoyed it.... *curses tomorrow's return to hell*
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:08, archived)