*pounds benny*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)

You could've at least let me lubed up first.

Still, not much longer until Bumrape Friday.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)

By way of bisexual thursday?
or is that bumsexual?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:26, archived)

I'd prefer to see the introduction
of Lessexual Thursdays.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:28, archived)

Very few girls post regularly enough for it to work

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)

We could always bus some in.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)

Ach go google some porn

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)

Bah...
*curses work network connection*

*Puts on Channel 5 instead*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:38, archived)

Hahahahaha!
*points at the loser who's still at work*
*runs around like a spacktard*
*starts hitting things*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:41, archived)

Calm down dear....
I work from home, hence the network connection.

Now, come here and take your Rittalin like a good girl...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:47, archived)

"work from home" eh?
Do you, perchance, have to go to the high street once a fortnight to cash your giro "pay cheque" at the Post Office? To get your giro "pay cheque" do you have to queue up with scores of other unwashed scumbags "fellow employees" until one of the Jobcentre employees "HR department" finds your details and makes sure you aren't committing benefit fraud are being paid enough for all your hard work?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:57, archived)

Pfffft..!
No!!! Hurrah!! (although I am now tempted - you make it sound so nice!)

Although as penenance, they do make me drive a BMW.

/bears cross without complaint
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:01, archived)