I suggest:
Only needs flat head for perfection
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

Pfft.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37, archived)

*blushes*
stop it

*goes sandal hunting*
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)