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Please describe your life so far in 6 words
(will file for future stalking and masturbation purposes).
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)
bit of a mess, never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)
has fun, spends lots, in debt

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:25, archived)
My life so far is quite
Fuck it. Run out.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:25, archived)
Involves riding naked women around town
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)
thankyou and disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:29, archived)
that's him, not me

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)
Awake. Eat. Work. Relax. Wank. Sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:25, archived)
Plenitude, borborygmus, hypertrophy, ullage, dystopia, candelabra.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:25, archived)
I love that noise!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)
I'd need a dcitionary to lead your life

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)
pfft
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:29, archived)
It's worth carrying one around
I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
Because it makes a fantastic excuse for why your trousers keep falling down (coincidently in front of women)?
"Sorry my dear, my dictionary weighs them down a bit."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)
It's better than "Oops, my hips shrank when I saw your face"

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:35, archived)

Shit, did I really do that?
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)
yes you did now enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

enjoy eat
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)
Toilet trained monkey works on computers

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)
Wish I had a different job

(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)
discovered internet,
lost grip on reality.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)
They say I've unfulfilled potential. WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:29, archived)
Who is they?

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
We'll never know. I ran out of words.
School, college, university, parents, friends, relatives, colleagues, bosses.
I've had it all my life due to an ability to exude an air of intelligence without actually having any. Everyone assumes I could do great things if I weren't so lazy. But I couldn't. And I am very lazy anyway, so even if I could I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:32, archived)
I do Life Coaching
we can and should HELP you
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37, archived)
OKAY!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
Speaks to other wankers on internet.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
could do better
should try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
I suggest:
Only needs flat head for perfection
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:37, archived)
*blushes*
stop it

*goes sandal hunting*
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)
good rubbish good messy noncomittal decision

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
Born in 1971. Haven't died yet.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:33, archived)
Underacheiving, lazy, obsessive, funny, happy, cautious
If I could have had seven I'd had "upthewrongun"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, deluded.

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)
Geeky hated it.
Geeky loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:36, archived)
machine. Invented the world's first time

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
I think it's actually something like
Machine. Surprisingly, I invented a time
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)