*feels your pain*
And no lard either?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

Maybe a little bit of man-goo?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

There's no fat of any useful sort in the house
apart from on my big sweaty cock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

Beggars, choosers,
just make sure they cool off a bit first.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)

I have lard, butter, & beef dripping.
What do I win?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)

Fucked up arteries!
Congratulations! ;)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

The beef dripping got used for a roast about 3 months ago & hasn't been touched since,
The butter & lard is for an artery hardening pastry :)
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)

My envy for the next two or three minutes.
I've got broadbeans and beer. Other than the butter fiasco my priorities are A OK.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

+Gizmo

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)

I thought that was what she meant?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

Gizmo. Sorry.
and beef Gizmo
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)

I now have to go to work
with that image in my head.

I hate you.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

And that little dangly drip that stretches, and stretches before breaking free?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)