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I am in a good mood
I saw some great live comedy last night,met some old friends, and now I am drinking filter coffee and munching pizza.

Unfortunately I have to go to work in a bit, what has ruined your day?

(Fully expects responses including "Your post" and "Your Mum.)

Edit: Pedantic twats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
Knowing that you have clearly
put coffee and pizza into a blender, you freak.

RUINED!





RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
KP's broken rib

(I helped save b3ta! edric, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Not much. It started meh, it's still meh.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Not being able to drink pizza :(

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Especially if it's munching pizza.

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How do you drink pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Your post.
Nah. Only kidding.


You.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
Shut up, you big gay cock!
'ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Your postman.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
being emailed by the girl i split up with before christmas
*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
*hugs*
there there.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I just made beans on toast
the first 'cooked' thing in my new house ... and I have no butter.

No. Fucking. Butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
*feels your pain*
And no lard either?
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
Maybe a little bit of man-goo?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
There's no fat of any useful sort in the house
apart from on my big sweaty cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Beggars, choosers,
just make sure they cool off a bit first.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
I have lard, butter, & beef dripping.
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
Fucked up arteries!
Congratulations! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
The beef dripping got used for a roast about 3 months ago & hasn't been touched since,
The butter & lard is for an artery hardening pastry :)
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
My envy for the next two or three minutes.
I've got broadbeans and beer. Other than the butter fiasco my priorities are A OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
+Gizmo

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I thought that was what she meant?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
Gizmo. Sorry.
and beef Gizmo
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I now have to go to work
with that image in my head.

I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
And that little dangly drip that stretches, and stretches before breaking free?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
You have moved house?
Cool! Moving in and eating crap because you haven't stocked up yet is great really, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
We're living at a mate's house around the corner.
Apart from this lunch farce, I'm not sacrificing my cuisine just because I have no kitchen and medieval electrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
Oh dear
Most unacceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
Nothing may ruin my day
Although Bunny did try to persuade me to move into the house where the last man to be hanged in Scotland comitted a brutal moider
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
But think how much you scare people stopping overnight.
"and if you are very quiet, at 2am....."
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Oh crap
Now i wish we were going for it:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Sounds like your perfect home

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Is it called "Mud-duh Hoose"?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Someone's been muddahed?
/Taggart blog
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Mark McManus was ace in that role.
No-one could replace him.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
This is cold hard fact
Although it's still not a bad show
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun!
/Tigger blog
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Uh, uh uh uh uh,uh, ohhhhhhhhhhh
/Tugger blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
I think it's called Tha Polis Stashun

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
It might be ok
though your nightmares would be FASCINATING.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
AND dinner parties*!

*OK... Buckie & deep-fried, battered lard parties
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
what's wrong with that?
he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
What's the worst that could happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
*shudders*
Some houses just make you feel nasty and cold inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
Ones with no central heating.

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GHOSTS

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Dr Pepper

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Nothing yet.
I'm not long enough out of bed for anything really bad to have happened.
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