Glasses with handles are for manly men with beards.
They tend to hold a pint of 'Real Ale' - the sort of stuff you can almost chew.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)

I told him this the other day
Through my beard.
Did he listen? Pah.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)