WHY WON'T MY FUCKING PRINTER TURN OFF?

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

Unplug it.
Then, it has to turn off.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

I have now.
It was making noises at me :(
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)

BECAUSE YOU JUST SPOOLED 60000 PAGES OF PORN.
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( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)