I bite my fingers
and my knuckles, and other bits of my hands.
I don't bite my nails, though. There's no point, it doesn't hurt.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

I love you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)