I have a habit of biting my finger nails and then chewing the bits I bite off for hours before spitting them randomly around the place.
If anyone else does the same thing, I have a tip.
I just spat a nail into my bin. It landed in a discarded crisp packet. Now it tastes of cheese and onion. NYOMMY!
Try it today.
It doesn't have to be cheese and onion. You could use ANY flavour.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

You've ruined that habit for me now
*continues to do it anyway*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

mine tastes of THROAT INFECTION
eurrrrrgh
(1, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

Haha!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

they should invent nail flavoured crisps

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

gay
chewing your nails is a nasty habit, I never ever knew how dirty nails get until I stopped biting them
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

I have bitten my nails for as long as my brain can remember.
But you, YOU sir, may just have made me stop.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

I don't bite my nails
I do chew the skin all around my finger nails though especially when I am stressed.
My fingers are very very sore at the moment but I can't stop.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

Dip them in a discarded crisp packet.
A beef crisp packet.
It'll be like jerky
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

the only crisp packet I have
is salt and vinegar and I am not dipping my sore fingers in there.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

I bite my fingers
and my knuckles, and other bits of my hands.
I don't bite my nails, though. There's no point, it doesn't hurt.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

I love you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

if you burn your nail in a flame
it smell and tastes like crispy bacon

FACT
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

my fingernail are too short to bite
so I won't partake of your exciting activities today, sorry
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

Biting nails is gross.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)