make her
staple cabbage leaves to her face
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

This is going on the list.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ask her for references....
...specify they must be past boyfriends/conquests etc.

Then make her phone them and ask for a reference.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

And about what position she was applying for
and whether she would be able to work under you. Also, if she was thinking of working her way up...

etc etc.

/filth.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

She's also demonstrating good experience of manual handling
to say nothing of excellent oral presentation skills and bedside manner
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)