we all know this
This is GSCE science, not the most challenging crap.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

the morning after a particularly hot kebab?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

No, after 2 weeks of constipation, and a near compacted bowel
eating a box of laxatives.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

could you really hold 2 weeks worth up in you?
doesn't it cause similiar to toxic shock to your system if it's in for a longish time?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

Probably, I'd guess two weeks would probably be the upper limit though
and you wouldn't exactly feel great.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

2 weeks seems a lot
and your distended bits would never recover haha
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

Actually, it's not.
It goes all hard and compacted and you start to get a flow of much softer faecal matter which flows around the obstruction and leaks from your bottom.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)

I love it when you talk shit.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

You must love it
A LOT!
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)