I knew a boy at school called Nadim
We called him Nads. oh what fun we had playing teh rugby, Go nads

The gonad is the organ that makes gametes. Gametes are haploid germ cells. For example, sperm and egg cells are gametes. The gonads are a combined gland providing both exocrine and endocrine functions.

In males, the male gonads, known as the testes or testicles, secrete the class of hormones called androgens, and produce spermatazoa. The predominant androgen in males is testosterone. In females, the female gonads, known as the ovaries, secrete the hormones estrogen and progesterone, as well as ova. The dominant estrogen is known as estradiol, which is derived from testosterone.


not funny at all. just saying. all.
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

"all"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

all of mine turned up either on time or early
/ac
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

There's a red soldier butterfly outside my window.
That's wrong, right?

(edit: you mean 'admiral', you prat)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

only in the sense
that I thought you were masculine enough not to know what a red soldier butterfly looks like
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

I know what a painted lady butterfly looks like as well.
And a red darter dragonfly. And I can distinguish between species of hoverfly by taste and smell alone.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

I know Red Admiral and Cabbage White
However, I can distinguish between Castrol and Mobil by taste
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

Were there black spots
in your Rye Flour?
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

that is a bit wrong.
they are also quite rare in the UK now.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

Speshly in January.
There's a robin in the back garden as well. I think the old woman who used to own this house was a wild woman of the woods.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)

Time for your medication, Dr. S

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

Possibly.
But it was there. It fluttered against the window for a couple of minutes then buggered off. Big fucker. Definitely an admiral. And definitely January.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

There was a ladybird here last week
it's all going wrong
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Confused by the unseasonally warm weather
I should think
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)

we all know this
This is GSCE science, not the most challenging crap.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

the morning after a particularly hot kebab?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

No, after 2 weeks of constipation, and a near compacted bowel
eating a box of laxatives.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

could you really hold 2 weeks worth up in you?
doesn't it cause similiar to toxic shock to your system if it's in for a longish time?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

Probably, I'd guess two weeks would probably be the upper limit though
and you wouldn't exactly feel great.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

2 weeks seems a lot
and your distended bits would never recover haha
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

Actually, it's not.
It goes all hard and compacted and you start to get a flow of much softer faecal matter which flows around the obstruction and leaks from your bottom.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)

I love it when you talk shit.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

You must love it
A LOT!
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)

I had to tactfully explain "bollocks" to someone less than an hour ago
to a woman who completely failed to comprehend what I was talking about until I pointed.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

to which she screamed "PERVERT!"
and is now sueing you for sexual harrassment?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)

People don't sue eachother in Poland
now that we have capitalism, there are already enough potatoes for everyone.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)