My Mum once asked the company
she bought her Garden Shed from if they offered 'an Erection Service'.

We've now got her in a home awaiting voluntary euthanasia. It's the only humane thing to do.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)

hehe
the use of the words erection, and ejaculation should be in more common useage purely for comedic purposes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:40, archived)

My point precisely.
It's a lesson she will carry to the grave.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)