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"one of the major events of open-day will be the chance for the boys to show of their first major erection."

Channel 4's that'll teach 'em
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:32, archived)

My brain must die.
*pours bleach into ear*
(1, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)

ahahahahaha!
maypole genius
( anythingbutthisactually, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)

blimeh, mindshit 'r' us
have a definition
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:34, archived)

put your mind
at rest, they were talking about a bench seat of bricks. Although the image of some 16 year olds showing their parents their boners is far more entertaining.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)

*pours paint stripper into other ear*
(1, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)

cheaper than
syringing.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)

A real life baby!
By god, I never knew they existed.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:35, archived)

My Mum once asked the company
she bought her Garden Shed from if they offered 'an Erection Service'.

We've now got her in a home awaiting voluntary euthanasia. It's the only humane thing to do.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:38, archived)

hehe
the use of the words erection, and ejaculation should be in more common useage purely for comedic purposes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:40, archived)

My point precisely.
It's a lesson she will carry to the grave.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)