you should be on stage with that act

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:34, archived)

I wish I were joking
*puts on enchanted ring of social life +5*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:37, archived)

i'm sorry i don't believe you
i have played 'Magic' once though. i could make it cool
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:38, archived)

Oh dear.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

ONCE I SAID
*runs away crying*
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

The thought of someone
running away crying always seems to make me chuckle
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)

I bet you're a popular babysitter, aren't you?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

they tend not to do much running and crying
after i've pumped them full of heroin and spunk
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)