Keep your £1.49.
It could go towards buying a real person a beer in a real social situation.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

will that beer last 14 days?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

only if you're not very thirsty

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)