It is Friday
Red yellow blue
and horses made into glue
Melted soles and shoes on feet
those moments when puddles are too deep

I need a poem about anal for the weekend please
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

Poems are shit here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

I like this.
It's classy.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

Anal sex! Anal sex!
Amusing because it involves bottoms.

Anal sex! Anal sex!
Winkies in bottoms. Ho ho.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

thank you

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

Anal
Banal
Canal
Cabal
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

Thank you

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

you're a thanks whore

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

no thank you

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)

no you hang up

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

Anal.
It rhymes with Arsenal.

This is amusing because the first 4 letters of Arsenal spell arse. Anal is the process of sticking the penis in the rectum. Rectum is a posh word for arse. A lot of the Arsenal players are dirty foreign types. This is how you link Thierry Henry with Freddie Mercury.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

rse
rse
rse
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidious,
Anal sex can sometimes be really quite atrocious,
Especially when he hammers you very very ferocious,
Supercalifragilisticexpialidious!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)