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It is Friday
Red yellow blue
and horses made into glue
Melted soles and shoes on feet
those moments when puddles are too deep

I need a poem about anal for the weekend please
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
Poems are shit here.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
I like this.
It's classy.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
Anal sex! Anal sex!
Amusing because it involves bottoms.

Anal sex! Anal sex!
Winkies in bottoms. Ho ho.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
thank you

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

Anal
Banal
Canal
Cabal
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)
Thank you

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)
you're a thanks whore

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
no thank you

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)
no you hang up

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)
Anal.
It rhymes with Arsenal.

This is amusing because the first 4 letters of Arsenal spell arse. Anal is the process of sticking the penis in the rectum. Rectum is a posh word for arse. A lot of the Arsenal players are dirty foreign types. This is how you link Thierry Henry with Freddie Mercury.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

rse
rse
rse
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidious,
Anal sex can sometimes be really quite atrocious,
Especially when he hammers you very very ferocious,
Supercalifragilisticexpialidious!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)