Only the top b3tans like me.
Are you of top breed? *Inspects your hind legs*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

Clearly not you. None of the cool nerds like you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)

*Openly weeps*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)