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I just want to make it clear that I like you all.
Each and every one of you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)
Me as well?
That made my weekend
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
Except you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
You utter utter utter utter
cunt.



/all the best
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
You hang up

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
no you first

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
No you fist

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)
both together then

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)
Both fists?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:41, archived)
You suck dude
you, like, suck donkey cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
Awww. We like you too, sweetums.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
And except you, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
Yeah? Well that was a double double bluff and I actually don't like you at all and we all say you smell behind your back.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
He did

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
and i've smelled him too
pooee!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
I have a certificate and everything
thank you mister bm.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
Not you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
that's very nice of you.
i find you entertaining but you were a bit spooky in person so i am reserving my judgement till i know you better.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
I didn't mean you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
you utter cunt

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
that's alright, we've not really met properly.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
thanks, but you're only human
OR ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
No. Not you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
ME mememememe meme mem ememme em me


me!?



*bovvered



(probably)
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:33, archived)
I feature in several of your cartoons.
I am wonderful.
*buys you a coke*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
Clearly I wasn't including you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
i knew you couldn't deny it for much longer.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
People under four foot are naturally excluded from my list of likeys.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
thanks
i'm available for any sexual gratificaton should you change your mind
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
I didn't mean you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
you're only saying that
to make everybody else think it
i am awaiting your private messages of love
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)
just 'like'?
i thought it was a whole lot more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)
'rape'?

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
Jesus. I don't have to state the obvious do I? Except you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
Only the top b3tans like me.
Are you of top breed? *Inspects your hind legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
Clearly not you. None of the cool nerds like you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)
*Openly weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
proximal convoluted tubules

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
distal mate!! Loop of fucking henle

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)
I love it when you talk dirty
*releases ADH*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
Re-absorbs Na like mad!
Taking the piss now
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
Except you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
I like you.
I'm still glad that we're separated by thousands and thousands of kilometres, though.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
Except you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)
I like you too.
But what does this mean for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)
Except you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:31, archived)
i want to have your babies.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:32, archived)
up your bum gay boy
im having IVF
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:34, archived)
I still have my stickyfoot that you gave me.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)
I don't even know what you are saying about. So I hereby exclude you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:34, archived)
It's how my dad says
certificate
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:41, archived)
I despise you with the force of a thousand suns

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:27, archived)
Bust strangely
you want to bum him with the force of a thousand randy Trollslayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)
Actually, now I come to think about it properly, I hate everyone here.
Every last partical of every last person here is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:39, archived)

Well, I dislike you.

And so does my Dad.
(Catfish Jr Yes, it's me, even under all the spunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:39, archived)