It's nice to know
That people talk about me when I'm not even about. It's even worse than not being talked about.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:04, archived)

Christ, you're like the Candyman.
Only unwelcome.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:14, archived)

And you're about as funny as a HIV orphan
Your point being?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:18, archived)

Meaning that the merest mention of your name appears to spur you into a frenzy of 'you're not funny'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:24, archived)

Funny that.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:27, archived)

You are so gay for him.
You hardly go a day without talking about him in some way.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:33, archived)

The man does have a point
Should I have my back to the wall when I see you about?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:34, archived)

He has me wrapped around his little finger.
I write him notes.
I send him things.
But NO.
He's just out sexing yet ANOTHER harlot that he's adding to his harem.

*cries in corner*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:37, archived)

JMG IS REPEATATIVE AND TEDIOUS AND I HAVEN'T SAID THIS BEFORE.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:37, archived)

Would an HIV orphan...
...grow up to be AIDS man?
( gone, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:25, archived)

I honestly suspect you have a horn, that sounds whenever your name is typed on here.
Upon hearing it, you sprint to the nearest PC so as you don't miss out on any ba5h!11 references. Or references to you being dull.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:19, archived)

No, just a good sense of timing so it seems.
Plus to the fact you seem to have a cybernetic connection to this place, you're hardly one to talk.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:22, archived)

The other night I logged on here around half ten or so.
...and you had just posted some tedious anti-JMG remark.

Being the hero of this movie, I was quick to point out how wrong you were. It was fun to see you all anti-JMG when I wasn't here.

You told everyone you were off to bed in your next post, without replying to mine.


Hilarious as this is, if rumour gets around that you're gonna leave whenever I'm here. NO WONDER I have a "cybernetic connection" to b3ta. I'm doing national service.

Feel free to bring me some Vimto and Doritos. *Clap*.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:27, archived)

No, to be fair
You're just a one man band with a single joke who is so tedious it's like sitting through a Conservative Party political speech on the finer points of whelk populations. Only the seafood is more riveting. Although to be honest I don't know why I have you on my ignore list, my life would certainly be less tedious without you around. In fact...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:33, archived)

If you're going to put people on ignore who don't like you, you're going to end up with no-one to talk to.
...Also. Are you claiming I'm tedious and repeatative again?

Don't they teach you to always keep things new and fresh over at the plastic army? After rope-tying of course.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:40, archived)