I started a welcome thread at
www.iamcal.com for you.

Come say hello there. Please? It's faster!
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:33, archived)

WE KNOW YOU SAID SO JUST DOWN THE PAGE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:35, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:35, archived)

CAL'S BITCH!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:38, archived)

No.
We're not going.
Please stop stalking him, it's scary and weird.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:40, archived)

boudicca.
Who the fuck are you?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:40, archived)

Tell him MooCow!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:41, archived)

I did.
Who the fuck are you?

Oh, wait...
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:42, archived)

HA! Did she get banned again?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:45, archived)

There is a facility to change your username on B3ta
(heavily sarky)
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:48, archived)

I misread that as "Heavy Darkie" and I assumed you were describing yourself.
Now if you've gone mental again, which I predicted. I suggest you take it elsewhere as I am not pandering to your fat people's games.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:51, archived)

I'm not sure,
but last time I saw her she was being all nice.

Which is nice.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:49, archived)

I LIKE IT SLOW.
I SUSPECT IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE TEH BOARD-DOWNS.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:37, archived)

re-e-wind
when the crowd say bou selecta!

get on down and strut your stuff, woman!
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:40, archived)

Hello you lovely thing!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:42, archived)

*dances*

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:47, archived)