Come on,
by 'teaching maths', what do you mean?
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

counting the hairs on his arse
blindfold
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Sadly, teaching maths
And her mum, my missus, will be there too. While in the eyes of many there is room for a German film crew there, in my world it will be a cup of tea and some chocolates
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

Real life disappoints where students
are concerned.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Awww.
You're all step-dad like.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Dangling the child over a bin of used hypodermic needles and lowering him an inch everytime he gets something wrong.
It's the only way they learn
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)