I'm hoping that the worms eat me all up
before the carrots stab me in the face.
I'd also like a mole to make a house in my fanny.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

Pfft!

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

I'd quite like to be buried at sea.
I mean, after I'm dead that is...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)