Cerberus
But he'd have to be called Tyson instead
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Triple the rape charges,
but double the defence witnesses.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

*barks*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)