What mythological beast would you most like to have as a pet?


Also, I just caught a black bass in Animal Crossing. My character said, "that couldn't be any more bass!"
RACIST!
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)

Come Together has a lot of bass.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

Minotaur

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

this
times a million million million

or cyclops
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

A medusa, a frankenstein or a dracula.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)

You've made two glaring errors.
Error 1: Frankenstein is the name of the creator, not the monster.
Error 2: Frankenstein is a zombie. He's a type of zombie. It's like people who say "tannoy" when they mean "public address system". Tannoy is a BRAND NAME.
( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

I must go and Hoover.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

Why's everyone staring at me?
I'm not having a go, I'm having a pop at the undead! Do you see any upset zombies around here?
( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)

Only the one.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)

you could say Error 2 for the other two
medusa was a gorgon and dracula's a vampire
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)

I was doing Partridge though.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)

my willy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

I thought you said "Free Willy". I thought "wtf? wasn't the whale real?"

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

Whales are just really fat fish.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

they'll fucking grumble quietly if they hear you say that

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)

You want their blowholes
and blubbery cocks.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)

Your willy is mythical?
Apocryphical - maybe, illusory -probably. But mythical?

Mine is merely Legendary.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)

I'd like a dinosaurus.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)

hmmmm that's a good question
so many to choose from! unicorn, Pegasus, hypogriff, dragon...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Unicorns - the rubbishest of all the mythical beasts.
A horse. With a horn on its face. Wowzers.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

they'll fucking cut you if they hear you say that

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

the ones with wings are cool though

( custard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

They're not unicorns, though.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

Indeed
they're pegasusasuses.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

That's Pegasus

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

aye but they kill men with extreme prejudice
and are nice to womanly-types.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

They also have lion tails and antelope feet.
But I agree, still rubbish.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)

www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF024AD-Nice_T_Shirt.jpg#94
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)

Not strictly mythological
I want Danger Mouse as my pet
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Cerberus
But he'd have to be called Tyson instead
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)

Triple the rape charges,
but double the defence witnesses.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)

*barks*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

A pygmy elephant

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

one you could ride to work on?

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

smaller
It would be roughly 1 meter high.

And he would run around the house, hapily blowing his little trunk.
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

one that can be used as a footstool

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)

I would say a hobbit

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

I'm getting WarioWare: Smooth Moves tomorrow.
I hope it will be sufficiently AWESOME.

EDIT: I apologise, I didn't pay any attention to the subject line and went on the conversation topic of Nintendo. That's why you put the question at the end.

A gryphon.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)

The universe is awesome
Curing cancer is awesome. A game is mildly diverting

/perspective
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)

Gryphon
Mine's called Gavin

www.deviantart.com/deviation/6003422
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

Heheh, nice.
When giving out dA urls, though, you can cut off anything after the deviation number (just put www.deviantart.com/deviation/6003422/, cut off the rest).

Also, pedant time: griffins (griffons, gryphons, whatever you like to call them) have eagle-y front feet. If all four of its feet are lion-y, it's an opinicus. Though technically an opinicus should have a bear's tail. Opinincuses can also have dragon/serpent heads instead of eagle heads, and they can be shown with or without wings.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)

oooooo lots of useful info
opinicus you say? Never heard of them, and I thought I knew quite a bit about mythical beasties.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)