Aww.
You can have that pile of coal in the corner to sleep on.

OH WAIT THERE'S NO COAL IS THERE LOLOLOLOLOL
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

That's funny because I actually do.
My house has a GOOD OLD open fire.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

we have a woodburner.
/makes 'got wood' jokes.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

I GOT WOOD.
AICMFP.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

The amounts of five pounds people claim off me here
bastards. No wonder I have to pimp my ass to old men on the street :(
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

You just love the wrinkly old cock.
No excuses.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)