You're my cleaning bitches
and my room is a TIP

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CLEAN IT PLEASE.

How messy is your computer room/bedroom/wherever you're posting from?
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)

messier than that
you big homo
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)

My bedroom is spotless
My office is a shambles


EDIT: is that a student halls of residence?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)

yesm

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

They all look the bloody same
brings back memories
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

is that a condom wrapper on the floor?
an un-opened wrapper?
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)

uh, no
I looked behind me and it's a bit of tesco sandwich wrapper.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

it looks like a packet of Mayo more than anything.
Also, you have a sharp object near your sink.

Cut much, emo?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:01, archived)

It's a knife blade
I tempered in metalwork as a practice thing.

The pink box isn't tampons either, it's happy pills.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

of course
that's how it ends up looking..
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

I'm at the office
/clean
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)

Messy, because I have run out of space for books and DVDs.
But I know where everything is, the floor is clear, and my clothes are all hung up neatly.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

this
I now have 2 rows of dvds infront of my window that there is no space on the racks for.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)

i have a cabinet..

(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

i thought the cabinet voted against a rack?

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:01, archived)

haha, for some reason, I really laughed at that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

I have a cabinet.
I had two sections of about 30 DVDs each for the DVDs so have a couple of piles outside it. I only had one section of that size for books and that was utterly useless as I buy far too many books.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

There's beercans and old bits of paper piled over my desk
and my course notes and stuff on my bed but the floor is pretty clean.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

Loads messier than that
But I'm not showing a photo cos you might see that there is a bra on the floor

EDIT: Also that is the tiniest student room ever. That's even smaller than my Mews room at Mary's College, Durham.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

and then the world would end
:)
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

*probes the flaw in your logic*
*doesn't comment*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

as if people on the internet will know what a bra looks like

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

Its because f the internet that people know what a bra is.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

I've only ever seen braguettes in greggs

why would anyone put breads on the internet?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:08, archived)

'people on the internet'
suddenly gets removed from a persons mind does it..?
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

my room is hosed down frequently

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

not very messy
could do with a hoover but thats about it.
*looks for photos of the front room*
*doesn't find any*
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

You call that messy?

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)

Tidy.
There is loads of stuff and not much room to put it in/on, so it's very crowded. However, it's all organised and in boxes. The cables from all my various machines make it look somewhat messy, though.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)

That is NOT a messy room.
go dirty it up a bit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)

not very
your room looks about the size mine was when I was in first year :(

edit: snipurl.com/ohlookatmydesk
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

Right now, pretty fucking messy.
www.rantings-of-a-madman.co.uk/images/messyshit.jpg
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

you have the all-important cup of tea.
well done, sah.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

It's got a smiley face on it!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Oh bloody hell, is that a fridge under your desk?
I think I had wardrobes bigger than this, back when I was a student.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

In Wales
We dont have any sleeping quarters.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

Aww.
You can have that pile of coal in the corner to sleep on.

OH WAIT THERE'S NO COAL IS THERE LOLOLOLOLOL
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

That's funny because I actually do.
My house has a GOOD OLD open fire.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

we have a woodburner.
/makes 'got wood' jokes.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

I GOT WOOD.
AICMFP.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

The amounts of five pounds people claim off me here
bastards. No wonder I have to pimp my ass to old men on the street :(
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

You just love the wrinkly old cock.
No excuses.
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

here you go.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/daemon_seven/DSCF0546.jpg

here is my desk as of NOW.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

stonehenge? haha.
I do like the way b3ta is open on both of our screens.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:02, archived)

hehe
my mother and her christmas presents, bless her. The item of the most pride is my Tauren figurine. Oh yeah.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

..do you have lube, on your table?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)

erm.
it's Coconut and Almond Oil moisturiser.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:05, archived)

I think he meant the San Miguel
Mmm, sparkly.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

*gleam*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

studying quite hard there tony

(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)

voyeurism all the way baby.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)

hand cream
next to the computer monitor


does the static chap your hands?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

...yes
the furious wanking doesn't help either
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:08, archived)

A lot messier than that.
Slightly cleaner maybe, but much less tidy. I've got about three months worth of paperwork spread around the floor.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:01, archived)

needs more excrement on the walls

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:05, archived)

I imagine it is all hidden behind the person taking the picture
along with the Gimp chained in the corner.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)

gimp entire girls choir
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

An awful lot messier than that.
I need to give it a good clear out, but its too daunting a task.
( toxie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)

My room is a mess
I can't be bothered tidying it up at all, but even when I tidy it, it will still be a mess
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

I don't have enough space in my room...
I'm having a Big Sort Out tomorrow.
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)