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A man walks into a pub.
He has an alcohol habit that is destroying his family.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
In two posts we've crossed an entire spectrum of emotions.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
My wife's so fat
it's emotionally crippling.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
Your mothers so fat
She is at an increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)
A genuine conversation I heard:
"You're mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for two seats"
(the retort):
"Yeah, your mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for seventeen seats".
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)