A man walks into a pub.
He has an alcohol habit that is destroying his family.
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moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37,
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In two posts we've crossed an entire spectrum of emotions.
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38,
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My wife's so fat
it's emotionally crippling.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38,
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Your mothers so fat
She is at an increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40,
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A genuine conversation I heard:
"You're mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for two seats"
(the retort):
"Yeah, your mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for
seventeen seats".
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42,
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