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A man walks into the King's Arms and says
"I'd like a pint of beer, please"
and the King says
"You need to be in a pub".
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)
Silly Northern.
Jokes are funny!
That is not joke!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)
A man with no legs walks into a bar
and the barman says
"How the fuck did you do that?"
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)
HA NO.
/ac
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)
Pffft

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)
Why doesn't someone have a pub called 'The Pope's Arms'?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)
because the Pope doesn't have any.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
Because he is a whale?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
because it would put people off their chips.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
Yes...

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)
Because the main religion in this country has historically been Protestantism

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
Religion has something to do with pub names?
Ridiculious!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
I meant
the Pope (and Catholicism in general) has not been held in high regard by the authorities, so naming your pub after the head of the Catholic church is tantamount to outright sedition.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)
Even now?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)
Not in Glasgow!
In Glasgow, it's a show of ethnic identity/an attempt to stir up sectarian hatred (cross off your choice, then shove a glass in someone's face)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)
I meant in England

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)
A man walks into a bar.
He has several pints.
He walks home and gets there safely having had a most enjoyable evening.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
A man walks into a pub.
He has an alcohol habit that is destroying his family.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)
In two posts we've crossed an entire spectrum of emotions.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
My wife's so fat
it's emotionally crippling.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
Your mothers so fat
She is at an increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)
A genuine conversation I heard:
"You're mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for two seats"
(the retort):
"Yeah, your mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for seventeen seats".
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)
Why does an undertaker wear a top hat?
Because his is a sombre profession, and his attire requires an air of gravitas.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)
I love you
I don't tell you this enough
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)
Come.
Embrace the infinite.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)