I dreamt I was in Green Wing.
I shook hands with an anatomical skeleton, who then informed me that it's actually quite rude to shake hands with a skeleton and that the correct greeting is to tap them on the shoulder instead. So I had to apologise, of course, and promise to keep that in mind in future should I ever meet another anatomical skeleton.

Then I put my elbow into a bowl of chilli con carne, which was very amusing.

And some kid was feeding sharks at the beach.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)