Last night I had a dream I was on "Britain's Next Top Model"
But I didn't win because I kept making belmy faces in front of the camera.

What did you dream about last night?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

Pigs. Lovely snuffly ones. I can't remember why.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

thats not why you didnt win

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

I couldn't possibly say on an internet messageboard

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

Only because it involves the regulars.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:47, archived)

I think you'll find that's WRONG
/ac
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

Your FACE is wrong
/ac
( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

And you've not even seen it!
I'd almost call that clairvoyant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

clair
ant eur
( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

I can't remember
But it was good
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

I don't remember my dreams any more.
but the oddest dream I ever remember having (and this is the honest truth) is in which I came into possession of an ice-cream powered car. Different types of ice-cream gave the car different properties; I.e. extra speed, flight, etc. It still bothers me to this day that in the dreams I never thought of using Neopolitan.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

Why didn't you think of that? :(
I had a weird dream the other day, where I took the pilots of a light plane prisoner, and kept them on a island in the middle of a canal in Birmingham
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

I once had a dream
that one of the bi-products of the Star Ship Enterprise's warp drive was braised rump steaks, so all the crew would go down to the engine room on a lunch time with butterfly nets trying to catch all these steaks that were flying past. But Mr Spock only caught a bunch of bananas, so that was the funny joke at the end of the episode.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

This is ace
and has made my evening
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

It was a nightmare
and I don't remember about what, exactly.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

awww cute
am i creeping into your sub-concious?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

apparently, jungle is massive.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

wicked
wicked
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

a to the l to the i to the g
ali g
tha'ss me, tha'ss me
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

booyakashaa.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I was having really strange dreams.
I walked from town to my house along the railway at the top of my street, and then I realised I couldn't get up (there's a verge) because it was slippery. I managed to get up eventually, then I woke up.


There isn't a railway at the top of my street.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

a past life perhaps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

I dreamt I was in Green Wing.
I shook hands with an anatomical skeleton, who then informed me that it's actually quite rude to shake hands with a skeleton and that the correct greeting is to tap them on the shoulder instead. So I had to apologise, of course, and promise to keep that in mind in future should I ever meet another anatomical skeleton.

Then I put my elbow into a bowl of chilli con carne, which was very amusing.

And some kid was feeding sharks at the beach.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)