and anyway
ballet's crap.

/controversial
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I've never seen a ballet which is a be-all and end-all
Every ballet I've seen has been an adaptation of something else, a la Romeo And Juliet.

But I have yet to enjoy it
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)