Football *rolls eyes*
I'm looking forward to be in a place famous for its paedophiles and smackheads.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:26, archived)

I'm going shopping in Chavville
in 9 or so hours. Town is always chavvy on Saturdays and if you don't believe me, listen to the arguing chavs I can hear outside my window right now
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:28, archived)