ELECTRIC EEL PIE

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:59, archived)

I have secretly been here all along.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:00, archived)

secretly literally
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:02, archived)

Maybe if you went around licking dried spunk from the floor
/ac

Bloody hell, I've only been online for eight days and already I have hundreds of autocompletes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:01, archived)

Eight days?
Don't you need some sleep?

*awfulspang*
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:06, archived)

Ho ho ho ho ho
what a wheeze.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:07, archived)

*reaches for asthma inhaler*

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:10, archived)