Maybe if you went around licking dried spunk from the floor
/ac

Bloody hell, I've only been online for eight days and already I have hundreds of autocompletes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:01, archived)

Eight days?
Don't you need some sleep?

*awfulspang*
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:06, archived)

Ho ho ho ho ho
what a wheeze.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:07, archived)

*reaches for asthma inhaler*

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:10, archived)