POEM TIME
I miss my lovely Scouser pals
It has been oh so long
Since I romped with them all night
And smelled their stinky pong.

I miss my lovely Scouser pals
Whether they're Blues or Reds
I can't wait til I drink their booze
And puke in all their beds.

Alas! My lovely Scouser pals!
One day we'll be together!
Just wait til I spend all my dosh
Then we can steal whatever.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:10, archived)

helloooooooooooooo

( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:11, archived)

niiiiiiiiiiiing

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:13, archived)

Lets get married

( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:16, archived)

kthx

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:19, archived)

I'll take that as a no

( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:23, archived)

O RLY?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:27, archived)

I don't understand
I just want to be loved :(
( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:32, archived)

mancs kill scousers
FACT
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:12, archived)

Scousers kill Mancs in retaliation
FACTER.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:13, archived)

you are literally wrong
I like the word "literally". It should be used a lot more.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:15, archived)

dont you mean....
it should literally be used alot more?
(clayud, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:17, archived)

ALOT MOORE INTERNETS

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:19, archived)

GAAAHHHH
I hate people who say "alot"

ALOT IS NOT A WORD AND YOU SHOULD BE SHOT TWICE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD IF YOU SAY IT

literally
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:21, archived)

Ommigawdddddttt!
Yeah like, vat is saouwh twueh!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:22, archived)

Are you Norwegian all the sudden?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:28, archived)

I seem to be turning Essex
I'd best shoot myself before it becomes terminal.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:30, archived)

I HATE IT TWO.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:27, archived)

I literally
agree with you, desu?
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:17, archived)

What, like, literally all the time like? Like, literally is totally like a word to use in like literally every sentance, innit?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:17, archived)

Yeah touw'ally!
INNIT.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:20, archived)

I can sense Robin
turning in his sleep.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:26, archived)

Robin Mykey
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:28, archived)

That's only because he's next to me.
Robin disturbs the force, don'tchaknow?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:31, archived)

O RLY?
SCOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE YEAH?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:18, archived)