Ommigawdddddttt!
Yeah like, vat is saouwh twueh!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:22, archived)

Are you Norwegian all the sudden?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:28, archived)

I seem to be turning Essex
I'd best shoot myself before it becomes terminal.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:30, archived)