how about:
four pints of stella, one flaming sambuca, three dubious alcopops, two shots of finest twenty year old malt Islay whisky (with a straw) & one irish coffee?
(that just about sees me off*)

*may not be true
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)

did this:
Run, whisky, cointreau, vodka in a big jug - didn't even get me tipsy, but burnt like hell
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)

ahh
you've got some drinking legs on you ma boy!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)