Who would want a toaster
With an anti-jam facility?

Surely it's conserveist (or something)
( LP, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)

Perhaps
someone allergic to jam?
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)

That made me giggle
like a schoolgirl.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)

Hahahah !!!
I'd prefer one with an 'anti marmalade' function. I fucking hate the stuff.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)

marmalade
is Gods earwax*

100% fact
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)

i always
knew god had oranges instead of a brain.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)

I still wouldn't want it on my toast....

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)

That's fruit conserve racialism right there.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)

is that like some sort of radar counter-measure ?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:27, archived)

a lean toaster?
hmm because everyone butters their bread before toasting. madness
brr it's cold in here
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:28, archived)

It's all that cold beer.
You need something warm inside you.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)

weeeelll
I think I've got some turps brandy in the cupboard - want some - either that or sherry and/or cointreau?
/or was your purpose more sinister?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)

Sinister!!! Young lady, I'm hurt by your insinuation!


I'll have a large turps & bleach, thanks
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:35, archived)

my insulation
shurely

on the rocks or straight up?
/sorry - sometimes I forget that I'm not speaking to mykeyboy
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)

Arf!
*does best Mykeyboy impression*

You can have my rocks straight upya any time you likes dahlin'....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:46, archived)

*faints wth delight*
gah
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)

Hurrah...
*takes advantage before anyone notices*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)

hurrah!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)

Bah.
You didn't feel a thing, did you...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)

faking it
all the way me dearie
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)

cointreau
and coke am teh nicest drink ever discovered
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)

oooh
will try :D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)

it's like Coca-Cola Orange,
AND it gets you pissed (well, it might get you pissed, but nothing seems to get me pissed which is very irritating)
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)

how about:
four pints of stella, one flaming sambuca, three dubious alcopops, two shots of finest twenty year old malt Islay whisky (with a straw) & one irish coffee?
(that just about sees me off*)

*may not be true
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)

did this:
Run, whisky, cointreau, vodka in a big jug - didn't even get me tipsy, but burnt like hell
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)

ahh
you've got some drinking legs on you ma boy!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)

A mean toaster, too.
"White bread? You nancy. That bread you chose is shit. You're the worst bread-chooser in the world, you cock.
And you smell of marmalade."
( Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)

hehehe

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)

and hammers

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)

This week I have mainly been having
Goats Butter on my toast. For some odd reason the name seemed to jump out at me in Tesco.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:37, archived)

does it taste
nice?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)

Like butter but with a hint of the'chalky' taste
you get from goats cheese.
And yes, it's nice - I'll be buying it again.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)

No jam on toast?
Blasphemous.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)