send the monitor back with an extra suprise inside
I will leave it up to your imagination what that suprise is
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)

A nice jar
of pimento stuffed olives?

That would do the trick lovely right now.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)