My sister had a Malaysian friend
Called Kok Yu (no joke) Aftr he managed to insult another friends mother by leaving his name on the answering machine, he shortened it to K.Y. But that caused more problems.
Now he calls himself John.
( Wifey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

Superb
There's a halfway decent, fairly cheap Thai restaurant on Windmill Street (off Tottenham Court Road) called Pun Kum.
Always raises a giggle or two.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

Only two types from North London

( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:19, archived)

My sister had a Japanese roomate
called Yucoko (sounds like you cock oh)
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)