I find your mating rituals
quite charming
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)

*gets on phone
to David Attenborough*
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)

You too, tieless nobjockey
*gets out gatling gun*
*aims at the northerner's legs*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)

Ha!
These are all false legs! The syphilis took my real ones!


/drinks pint of milk stout in celebration
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)