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My systems aren't working
The air con isn't working
which also mean's I'm not working.

Fortunately the internet IS working

So hurrah! I think I may dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
waaheeeey!
dance dance dance dance!
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
Boogie on down!
Or up. Or maybe even sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
*Dances*
I am Michael Flatley!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
*hides in fear of being kicked in the face*

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
Hmm...more of a can-can than river dance
This frilly skirt was a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
What kind of dance

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
I fancy a foxtrot

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
Cossack dancing

(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
A
conga.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
da doo da doo da doooooo dooo
Everyone, join in!

/acts like embarassing relative at disco
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
*camcorders*
*sends results to You've Been Framed*
*gets £250*
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
i say
like a spacker

actually whatever dance you attempt you'll look like a spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
The best pic ever to appear on b3ta is the happy otter spaz dance*
*100% fact

EDIT : Here it is www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/happyotterspazdance.gif
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
simple
yet hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
mnnnnnnnnnngggggh mnggghhh nnnnghhh muuuuuuhngg*
*yes
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
*loads six-shooter*
*fires at Benny's feet*

Damn fucking straight you'll dance, you hatless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
I find your mating rituals
quite charming
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
*gets on phone
to David Attenborough*
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
You too, tieless nobjockey
*gets out gatling gun*
*aims at the northerner's legs*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
Ha!
These are all false legs! The syphilis took my real ones!


/drinks pint of milk stout in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
Kiss my cunt
you shit eating piss fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
Yay!
*shakes booty*
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
Is that as in Pirate Booty?
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
Well
It's been called a treasure before...
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
Woo!
I bet you have a treasure chest too!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)