and they say romance is dead....(
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:14,
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Well, I'm dating a robot*so it works out quite well.
*Wank-O-Tron 6000
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Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:16,
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Arf!My last girlfriend was a robot. Oh no, hang on she was a cunt. I'm always getting the two confused...
It can be a bit embarassing at times, though. I was asked to leave a recording of 'Robot Wars' after 5 minutes.
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:19,
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pffffffttt!Bring out the house cunts!
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20,
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Aggggghhhh*picks up spade and runs at Pearce*
SPAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGG
That'll sort it
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:24,
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